January 2012
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I found a really really great sexuality test. Post... →
saintdoriangray:
bebopscomputer:
foxyroxlalonde:
atomheart-mother:
the-next-kneesocks:
aatropos:
playbuttoncrotch:
conrad-achenlecks-cute-butt:
banana-bruises:
glitchdefacto:
53% Heterosexual
11% Homosexual
75% Asexual
The stats fit me well enough, gotta admit. :’D
You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 32 Homosexuality, and 16 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual...
Spell your full name without an...
saintdoriangray:
reichenbachfallfromgrace:
raisedyoufromperdition:
neffyy:
hitsuzen09:
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omg can you guess my name?
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well then
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who knows my name? ^^
Dun.
But. Really. Though.
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Men have called me a man-hater, a feminazi, frigid, a bitch… but in my mind it...
– Heartless Bitches International
autonomy
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Word.
(via riotdog)
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A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized...
– Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via brooklynmutt)
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Reblog if you struggle with depression, or an...
janislylove:
find-perfectioninmypride:
why am I reblogging this
I never reblog this things
alright then
*Or if you have been through this stuff.
We’re here.
Two Grants in one episode
theycanttouchus12:
And then something invisible inside her snapped, and that which had come...
– John Green, Looking For Alaska (via dancinguponthearchitecture)
I feel like I'm becoming unhinged. I don't even...
Literally the worst sex story ever told
pizzaforpresident:
Click through.. if you dare
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oh dear god.
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Imagine the names of the future generations.
Mother: Hi, Harry. Do you invite your friends over?
Son: Yes mom, those are Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss and Thedoctor.
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sunday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
monday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
tuesday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
wednesday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
thursday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
friday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
saturday: tomorrow i'm gonna clean my room
You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a...
– Advice to Sylvia Plath, from her mother (via moonrivermama)