June 2012
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omg I am super lame.
I have basically been dating my boyfriend for 2 years.
But I still always get excited to see him. Even if it’s something really dumb and boring.
Like today, I texted him and we made plans to go on an ice cream date.
And I’m like dying from excitement.
My level of lame is over 9000
motherfuckinglucifer:
pmastamonkmonk:
Switzerland does underwear ads RIGHT.
Mother of god.
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May 2012
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
siriused:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
godsofmischiefandthunder:
like good tequila
or fine wine
some things
just
get better
with
age
I just want to have sex with all of these people.
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay) never thought of myself as privileged… hmm…
Someone once told me that I’m effectively an eternally childish brat who had nothing in the way of attractive qualities.
It was cute of her.
I am a child. At heart.
I am a woman. Through experience.
I am a woman because: I ask the right questions, push the right buttons. I fight where I think I can win. I forfeit when the prize isn’t worth fighting for. And most of all, I think...
i bite his fingers when I'm watching a movie and...
He just looks at me, a small smile on his face,
He knows I only bite my nails when my life is seriously fucked or if they’ve gotten too long.
He doesn’t mind.
He loves me anyway
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ever-so-plucky:
Martin Freeman? One for you.
Andrew Scott? One for you, Andrew Scott, YOU GO, Andrew Scott!
And. Ugh. Stephen Moffat? Do we have a Stephen Moffat here?
It’s Steven.
Oh Steven! Here you go, one for you.
And none for Benedict Cumberbatch. BYE!
odairs-sugarcube:
Just know that I judge you if you make fake rumors about the castings for Catching Fire, especially if it’s Finnick
I just want to kiss my boyfriend.
Wrap my legs around him.
Hold him, like he likes being held.
Look into his eyes as they search mine.
And cry because I’ve wanted him to be mine again for so long.
And now he is.
onedollarchinatown:
thecuddlekid:
Queen Latifah comes out at Gay Pride Parade
chrilliams:
glossylalia:
nerd4music:
2112tryptophanbonfires:
“Y’all my peeps (people),” she said, referring to the LGBT community. “I love you!” Queen performed for more than an hour, rocking the festival with her hits like “U.N.I.T.Y” and “Ladies First.” From the moment Queen told the crowd that she “has...
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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Err that friend of a certain someone who reads my...
Hmm, Sweden.
onedollarchinatown:
fallingfaster:
onedollarchinatown:
Das ok
we still have 34 countries left
fricking France, get your act together
Don’t make me switch to Azerbaijan
dont
dont fricking
stop liveblogging eurovision and come get ice cream with me
im actually supposed to be at choir practice right now oop
why is any of this more important than ice cream?
Hmm, Sweden.
onedollarchinatown:
Das ok
we still have 34 countries left
fricking France, get your act together
Don’t make me switch to Azerbaijan
dont
dont fricking
stop liveblogging eurovision and come get ice cream with me
Not. Every. Movie. Has. To. Be. In. 3D.
thegentlemansworld: